Cantaloupe diblets.
thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:



thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England

thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:

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thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

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100 degrees in England

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shitshilarious:

AKA nobody is finding your weed today

arcadefireasfuck:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

abomasnow:

shewpthewewp:

this is the video for reference

he’s breathing so hard

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icons for u n the crew

this cant be real

it looks like an unrolled condom on his head

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

eventuallypastasalad:

theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

This is my school

eventuallypastasalad:

theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

This is my school

unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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collegehumor:

7 Ways to Take Your Workout to the Next Level

Created by the wonderful Caldwell Tanner - See more Caldwell, everyday, on the drawfee tumblr and check out his YouTube channel - The Drawfee Show

kequila:

when someone you hate asks for your help

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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin


—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie

—  quentin tarantino as quentin tarantino in a quentin tarantino movie